Sunday, August 20, 2006

A society gone way too right??... or wrong???

Its Sunday night again.. the weekend flew by faster than I had imagined.. and its again the Monday morning blues hitting me well in advance.
To make things worse.. i actually could not laze around this weekend... had to go through the extremely excruciating and painful experience called shopping.. and not electronic gizmos or clothes.. but pots n pans, bedsheets, utensils etc etc.. So there we were ... 3 macho guys... jostling for space between middle aged women with crying babies and sulking husbands.. sheepishly trying to find the cheapest item on the thousands and thousands of racks of the most worthless items stocked in the planet...

Anyways that pain is done.. and as i move into another exodus called work for the next 5 days, i have to stop and ponder on what the city i live in has made me now... Singapore has been called by many as the "model nation", the land of dreams, the land where everything is done right.. and so on and so forth...

What the people say is true.. u land in changi airport, which is the BIGGEST and the BEST, u travel to ur accomodation on the MOST EFFICIENT Mass Transport System, u see efficiency and perfection every where... U are shocked and awed.. as to how such a system can run on clockwork...

However, the longer u stay, the layers that cover the lovely surface slowly starts peeling off and a more realistic picture starts coming through. The most troublesome thing I have noticed is instructions... There are instructions for everything.. how to walk, talk, behave...

You are initially amazed by the orderliness of the people and the traffic, however it has been enforced by extremely stringent system of fines and surveilence. All this is good, the govt has used the strength of technology to its advantage... However the slightly discomforting fact in my mind is that, while in countries like Europe and USA, people act the way they act, because its a courtesy to act, people here might be acting because they are obliged to..

I think there must be some sort of study on how a system of orderliness affects a society's development. As I travel in the MRTs and see the faces of the kids, usually with walkmans on and going on with their daily ritual,, somehow i get the feeling that the orderliness and the regulations are affecting them in some way or the other... I would definitely want to visit some of the schools and talk to the kids there to see how same/different they are to us...

Yes, Singapore is a model of development from the macro point of view.. it is a model which India MUST follow.. however from an inidividuals perspective.... in this race to be the best and the most efficient.. are we losing out on somethin there???

Saturday, August 05, 2006

1 week and surviving....

im too lazy to update on my status.. or rather i spend more time on excel than i have done on my books for my entire lifetime.. hence i am putting up a conversation between me n my close buddy tycho aka ramanan aka krosstok on my present status.... i guess it explains it all... sigh...

binuninan: craackoooo
kandalfus: Corporate!!!!!
kandalfus: how are you doing darling?
binuninan: surviving
kandalfus:
binuninan: completed 1 week of work
binuninan: and i am alive
binuninan:
kandalfus: you choojej to survive
binuninan: yejjj
binuninan: when r u joining work?
binuninan: or have u decided that lounging at home is the best possible wokr?
binuninan: which is quite true
binuninan: but still
kandalfus: october da thendi
binuninan: sheeesh
binuninan: wat r u upto these days??
kandalfus: nothing much da...sitting and rotting at home
binuninan:
kandalfus: reading up on some stuff..thats all
binuninan: enjoy it macha...
kandalfus: you in sgpr now right?
binuninan: i realize the value of joblessness now
binuninan: yeah...
binuninan: yes lah...
binuninan:
binuninan: as the chinkis say
kandalfus:
kandalfus: bingo!
kandalfus: damn..the entire city smells of that weird fruit right?
binuninan: yeah....

kandalfus: mach..how is work anyway?
binuninan: hmm tight
binuninan: but im getting used to it
kandalfus: is there a training session first?
binuninan: none at all
binuninan: deep end of the pool
binuninan: and all that crap
binuninan: im experiencing
binuninan: and im drowning pretty badly
kandalfus: c'mon scratcho...can't be that bad...
kandalfus: you are Brand King!
binuninan: hehe
binuninan: i realized that there is an animal called excel
binuninan: and u need to tame that first
binuninan: all this branding bullshit u need only if u have cracked excel
kandalfus: excel for you? why would you need excel?
binuninan: data!!!
binuninan: saled
binuninan: sales
binuninan: viewrship
binuninan: shipments
binuninan: offtakes
binuninan: TRPs
binuninan: budgets
binuninan: promos
binuninan: SKUs
binuninan: i am goin NUTS!!!